Gratitude

Song Of The Day  :  The Joker Joke OTD  :  In the 1960s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world IS weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.     Thought OTD  :   If you think education is expensive try estimating the cost of ignorance.

Song of the day  :  Don't Blink Joke OTD :   Dear alcohol, we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video and we need to talk. Thought OTD  :   We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts even if they don't stay in our lives.

Song of the day  :  Wild Horses Joke OTD  :   I am so poor I can't even pay attention. Thought OTD  :   The greatest wisdom you can have is the recognition that you are a piece of the infinitely divine. The ultimate truth being that everything that happens to you, the good and the seemingly bad, serves a necessary purpose in your life's journey and it all should be considered a gift.

Song of the day  :  Love Will Keep Us Together Joke OYD   :   I dropped of my car off at the garage in the morning to fix my brakes. That afternoon I had a message on my cell phone that said that they couldn’t fix my brakes so they made my horn louder. Thought OTD  :   Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know in your heart that there is strength inside of you that is greater than the challenges you are now facing.

Song of the day  :  Poems, Prayers, & Promises Joke OTD  :  Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. Thought OTD  :  Acknowledging the good that you already have in your life is the foundation for all abundance.  

Song of the day  :  In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning Joke OTD  :    Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems but neither does milk. Thought OTD  :   Move to the rhythm of your soul and you’ll never miss a beat.

Song of the day   :  Wrapped Around Your Finger Joke OTD   :   If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest left, I would miss you so much. Thought OTD  :   Most people are searching for happiness outside of themselves. That is a fundamental mistake. Happiness is something you are and it comes from the way you think.

Song of the day  :  Black Velvet Joke OTD  :   A lot of people are as honest as the day is long. But when it gets dark, look out! Thought OTD  :    Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

Song of the day : Love Me Like A Man Joke OTD  :   Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounded by idiots. Thought  OTD  :   What do people who feel worthy of love have in common? The courage to be who they are, the compassion to be kind to themselves and others, and a connection to others through their authenticity. Furthermore, they fully embrace their vulnerability as essential to their beauty.

Song of the day  :   Lost Up In Loving You Joke OTD  :   I made my Facebook name "Benefits" so when you add me now it says "You're friends with Benefits". Thought OTD  : I t matters not how educated, talented, rich, or powerful we are. The way we treat people reveals and stands alone as the one measurement that ultimately defines us.

Song of the Day  :  You Look So Good In Love   Joke OTD  :    Did you know that you can make a water-bed more bouncy by using spring water. Thought OTD  :   If you compared your troubles or challenges with those of others you would surely find that there are those whose troubles make yours look like minor inconveniences.

Song of the day  :  Have I Told You Lately Joke OTD  :   You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Thought OTD  :   Dear God, Why do you love me? Why do you show me mercy and forgive me when I can't even forgive myself? Perhaps, I'll never understand fully but thank you God for all the times you've stood by me and shown me your mercy. You've given me so many blessings and I can only try to repay you by living the life you intended  me to live. P.S. I love you  

Song of the day  :  Let Me Be The One Joke OTD  :   I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you. Thought OTD  :   Some people come into your life as blessings while others come into your life as lessons.

Song of the day  :  New York State Of Mind Joke OTD  :   I started out with nothing and I still have most of it. Thought OTD  :   Choose to spread some love and kindness to at least one person every day. Just imagine the amount of happiness you will have then created in your lifetime for others.       

Song of the day  :  There's Something Sexy About The Rain Joke OTD  :   Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.     Thought OTD  :  For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

Song of the day  :  You Don't Know Me Joke OTD  :   I did a push up today. Well, actually I fell down but I had to use my arms to get back up. Oh well, close enough. Thought OTD  :   Praise God in the happy moments. Seek God in the difficult moments. Trust God in the quiet moments and thank God for every moment.

Song of the day  :  For Once In MyLife Joke OTD  :   Statistically speaking 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy. Thought OTD :   We can complain because rose bushes have thorns or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.

Song of the Day  :  Someone Like You Joke OTD  :  I f you were traveling at the speed of light and you turned your headlights on would anything happen? Thought OTD :   Anger makes you smaller while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.

Song of the Day  :  Careless Whisper Joke OTD  :  T oday I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle. Thought OTD  :   It's not happy people who are thankful. It's thankful people who are happy. 

Song of the day  :  I Will Remember You     Joke OTD  :  W hen I told the doctor about my loss of memory he made me pay in advance.     Thought OTD  :   It is extremely healthy to spend time in solitude. You need to be alone sometimes. You need to think and relax in a peaceful environment where you are not defined by anyone else. 

Song of the day : Give Me The Simple Life Joke OTD :  Son, if of you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to draw the powerball numbers. Thought OTD :  Have the courage to say no. Have the courage to face the truth. Do the right thing because it is right thing to do. These are some magic keys to living your life with integrity. 

Song of the day  :  Magic Joke OTD  :   When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading. Thought OTD  :   The older I get the more I come to understand that the things we posses can never bring us ultimate happiness. Contrary to what's implied in commercials nothing we can buy can ever take away our loneliness or fill our emptiness. What really matters is how we live our life and how we love and treat others.

Song of the Day : All Summer Long Joke OTD  :  Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?  Thought OTD  :  Open your ears and mind to people’s concerns and opinions without judgment. Don't listen so you can reply. Listen to understand.

Song Of The Day  :  Your Man Joke OTD  :   If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving is definitely not for you. Thought OTD  :   Sometimes the strongest among us are the ones who smile through silent pain, cry behind closed doors, and fight battles that no one knows about.

Song of the Day  :   Somewhere Along  The Road  Joke OTD  :   I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Thought OTD  :   Life is not complicated. We are complicated. When we stop doing the wrong things and start doing the right things then life becomes simple.   

Song of the day  :  All Of Me Joke OYD  :   I drank so much vodka last night that I woke up this morning with a Russian accent. Thought OTD  :  When you talk you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen you may learn something new.

Song of the day : Can't Stop The Feeling   Joke OTD :   Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down. Thought OTD :   Nothing is more important than empathy for another human being’s suffering. Nothing! Not career, not wealth, not intelligence, certainly not status. We have to feel for one another if we’re going to survive with dignity .

Song of the Day :  New York State Of Mind Joke OTD :   I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over. Cops didn't think it was very funny. Thought OTD :    If you want to make a difference in someone's life you don't need to be gorgeous, rich, famous, brilliant or perfect. You just have to care.

Song of the day :  I Do Joke OTD :   Vegetarian is an old Indian word for bad hunter. Thought OTD :   Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles. It merely takes away  today's  peace .