Gratitude

Song of the day  :  Chances Are Joke OTD  :   It's true that hard work never killed anybody but I figure why take the chance?  Thought OTD :   Y ou fall, you rise, you make mistakes, you live and you learn. You’re human, not perfect. You’ve been hurt, but you’re alive. Think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive. To breathe, to think, to enjoy, and to chase the things you love. Sometimes there is sadness in our journey but there is also lots of beauty. We must keep putting one foot in front of the other even when we are hurt. For only then will we find the happiness we seek that is waiting for us just around the bend.

Song of the day  :  Tie A Yellow Ribbon Joke OTD   :   I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you. Thought OTD :   Don't judge yourself by your past. You don't live there anymore.

Song of the day  :  Hello Again Joke OTD  :   Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. Thought OTD  :   Sometimes you have to learn to let go of the person you love and just hold on to the memory of what was .   

Song of the day  :  I Was A Fool To Care   Joke OTD  :    Everyone has something to be thankful for. Even the man who can't pay his debts can be thankful he isn't one of his creditors. Thought OTD  :   There is a calmness to a life lived in gratitude. And it's a wonderful quiet joy. 

Song of the day  :  Morning Has Broken Joke OTD   :   I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear because they know Kung Fu. But a care bear. Yes!!! I'd definitely fight a care bear for you. Thought OTD  :  Change is inevitable but suffering is optional.

Song of the day :  I Only Have Eyes For You Joke OTD  :    One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening. Thought OTD  :   I don't know any perfect person. I only know flawed people who are still worth loving. 

Song of the day  :  Every Breath You Take Joke OTD  :    Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? Thought OTD  :   Most of the shadows of life are caused by standing in our own sunshine.

Song of the day  :  In The Summertime Joke OTD  :    Wealthy people miss out on one of life’s greatest thrills. Making the last car payment. Thought OTD  :   When some things are going wrong take a moment to be thankful for all the things that are going right.

Song of the day  :  For The Longest Time Joke OTD  :   I 'm going to stand outside so if anybody is looking for me I'm outstanding. Thought OTD  :   There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience.

Song of the day  : Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head Joke OTD  :   I was trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering. Thought OTD  :   Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Song of the day  :  Feeling Allright Joke OTD  :   Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking. Thought OTD  :   Some people come into our lives and leave quickly. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts and we are never ever the same.

Song of the day  :  Why Don't We Just Dance Joke OTD  :    I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Thought OTD :    Choose being kind over being right and you'll be right every time.

Song of the day  :  Stairway To Heaven Joke OTD :  I’ve had bad luck with both of my wives. The first one left me and the second one hasn’t. Thought OTD  :  The true measure of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.

Song of the day  :  Samba Pa Ti Joke OTD  :   Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.  Thought OTD  :  You know why it's hard to be happy? It's because we refuse to let go of the things that make us sad.

Song of the day  :  Suite-Judy Blue Eyes Joke OTD  :  An optimist is someone who goes after Moby Dick in a rowboat and takes the tartar sauce with him. Thought OTD  :   When another person tries to make you suffer it is usually because there is a deep suffering deep within themselves.Their suffering is merely spilling over. They do not need punishment or ridicule. They just need help.

Song of the day  :  Perfect Joke OTD  :   Where do sick boats go to get healthy? To the dock! Thought OTD  :      Sometimes you just have to hang on and trust that life's storms are carrying you to better shores.

Song of the day  :  On Broadway Joke OTD  :   My new girlfriend works at the Zoo. I think she is a keeper. Thought OTD  :   Don’t worry about the small stuff because in the end it’s all small stuff.

Song of the day  :  Bluer Than Blue Joke OTD  :    Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. Thought OTD  :   The fact is there are two forms of currency, money and time. Of the two, time is by far the most valuable for it cannot be replenished while money can.

Song of the day  :  Is That All There Is  Joke OTD  :   I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me then you’re one of them. Thought OTD  :   Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up.

Song of the day  :  Miss You Joke OTD  :   I need a new bank account.The one I currently have has run out of money. Thought OTD  :   The goal is to die with memories, not dreams.

Song of the day  :  Goodbye Doesn't Mean Forever Joke OTD  :    I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. But after a while I couldn’t find a parking space anywhere near the place. Thought OTD  :   You've just got to be happy but sometimes that is hard. Just remember to smile and that’s a good start.

Song of the day :  I Am So Into You     Joke OTD  :    You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body. Thought OTD  :  It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.

Song of the day  :  I Fooled Around And Fell In Love Joke OTD  :  T his life is a test. Had it been an actual life you would have received further instructions on where to go and what to do. Thought OTD  :  M ay you experience each day as a sacred gift woven around the heart of wonder.

Song of THE day  :   Spinning Wheel Joke OTD  :    God & I went for a walk. Suddenly he sneezed and I didn't know what to say. Thought OTD  :   Peace of mind is not the absence of conflict but the ability to cope with it.

Song of the day  :  It Tomorrow Never Comes Joke OTD :    Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what one book would I choose to bring? Easy answer- “How to Build a Boat”.  Thought OTD  :   I love my children.That will never change. I have prayed to them for forgiveness and hope that they will forgive me. I never meant to hurt them. 

Song of the day :  Something Sexy About The Rain Joke OTD  :    I don't think you're stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking. Thought OTD  :   I asked God, "why are you taking me through these troubled waters?" He replied,"because your enemies can't swim."

Song of the day  :  You Don't Mess Around With Jim Joke OTD  :   I used to think I was indecisive but now I'm not too sure. Thought OTD  :   Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while so that we may see life with a clearer view.

Song of the day  : Over My Head Joke OTD  :  If you want to make your dreams come true.The first thing you have to do is wake up. Thought OTD  :    Patience is not the ability to wait but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting .