Gratitude

S ong of the day  :  Jesus Is The Answer Joke OTD  : I am now dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it. Thought OTD  :   You have to understand how much God loves you. He is compassionate, merciful, slow to anger and abounding in love. He doesn't point his finger at you and accuse you all the time or hold onto his anger. He already knows all about your limitations, your obvious weaknesses including your past wrong doings. He doesn't treat you as your actions deserve. He doesn't even remember them. So stop dragging all the junk from the past around with you. It is forgotten as far as the east is from the west. God loves and forgives you.

Song of the day  :   Let Me Be The One Joke OTD  :  There are three kinds of people.Those who can count and those who can't. Thought OTD  :  Sometimes someone isn’t ready to see the bright side. Sometimes they need to sit with the shadow first. That's when a friend can sit with them and help make the darkness beautiful.

Song of the day  :   Closer Joke OTD  :    Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood. Thought OTD  :   I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom. 

Song of the day  :  Stoned In Love With You Joke OTD  :     My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Thought OTD  :   You can learn great things from your mistakes when you aren't too busy denying them.

S ong of the day  :  No They Can't That Away From From Me Joke OTD  :  Interviewer: "Why do you want this job?" Me: "I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death." Thought OTD  :   It's your world. Either you shape it or someone else will.

Song of the day  :  Show And Tell Joke OTD  :  My favorite animal is steak. Thought OTD  :  The older we grow the more quiet and patient we become. We finally look back and realize how much nonsense and emotional energy we wasted on things that were just not that important.

Song of the day  :  Alone Again Naturally Joke OTD  : Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Thought OTD  :  Start noticing and living in the present. Right now is a miracle. Right now is the only moment guaranteed to you. Right now is life. So stop thinking about how great things will be in the future. Stop dwelling on what did or didn't happen in the past. Learn to be in the here and now and experience life as it's happening. Appreciate the world for the beauty and the opportunities that it's giving to you right now.   

Song of the day  :  Neither One Of Us Joke OTD  :  What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! Thought OTD  :  Most of our problems stem from one of two things. We are either acting without thinking or we keep thinking without acting.

Song of the day  :  Make It Easy On Yourself    Joke OTD  :    Money can’t buy happiness but I'm sure it's much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than crying on a bicycle. Thought OTD  :   At the end of the day I am thankful that my blessings are bigger than my problems.

Song of the day  :  Angie Joke OTD  :  I’m not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. Thought OTD  :  Forgiving does not erase the bitter past. A healed memory is not a deleted memory. Instead, forgiving what we cannot forget creates a new way to remember. We change the memory of our past into a hope for our future.

Song of the day  :  If Loving You Is Wrong Joke OTD  :  I woke up this morning and couldn't find my socks so I called information. She said they were behind the couch. She was right. Thought OTD  : If you want love, give love. If you want friends, be friendly. If you want money, provide value. It really is that simple.

Song of the day  :  Touch Me In The Morning Joke OTD  :  Would you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent? Thought OTD  :  The more you take responsibility for your past and present the more likely you are able to create the future you seek. So stop blaming others for what you have or don’t have or for what you feel or don’t feel. When you blame others for what you’re going through you deny your responsibility and perpetuate the problem.

Song of the day  :  Fly Me To The Moon Joke OTD  :  My grandmother started walking two miles a day when she was seventy. She's seventy two now and we don't know where the heck she is. Thought OTD :  I’m stronger because of the hard times I've had. I'm wiser because of my mistakes. And I'm happier because I have known sadness.

Song of the day  : I If You Don't Know Me By Now Joke OTD  :  I used to think I was indecisive but now I'm not too sure.  Thought OTD  :  The best kind of people are the ones that come into your life and make you see the sun where you once only saw clouds. The people that believe in you so much that you start to believe in yourself too. The people that love your simply for being you. These are collectively the "once in a lifetime" kind of people.

Song of the day  :  Whole Lotta Love Joke OTD  : The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a couple of car payments. Thought OTD  :  Love is the most highly evolved, pristine form of connection and connection is what gives meaning to people's lives. When we feel whole we are able to love other people and that is how we connect.

Song of the day  :  Smile Joke OTD  :  Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around it and sang happy birthday. Thought OTD  :  Over and over again we lose sight over what is important and what isn’t. We sometimes crave things over which we have no control and we are not always satisfied by the things within our control. We need to regularly stop and take stock. We must sit down and determine which things are worth valuing and which things are not.

S ong of the day  :  Crystal Blue Persuasion Joke OTD  :  I used to think I was indecisive but now I'm not too sure. Thought OTD  :  There are some people who always seem angry and continuously look for conflict. Walk away from them because the battle they are fighting isn’t with you. It's with themselves.

Song of the day  :  24 Carat Joke OTD  : I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off. Thought OTD  :  If you want to make a difference in someone’s life, you don’t need to be gorgeous, rich, famous, brilliant, or perfect. You just have to care.

Song of the day  :  Roses Are Red Joke OTD  :    If you surround yourself with clowns don’t be surprised when your life resembles a circus. Thought OTD  :  Wasting your time, talent, and emotional energy on things that are beyond your control is a recipe for frustration, misery, and stagnation. Invest your energy in the things you can control and act on them now.

Song of the day  :  I Fooled Around And Fell In Fool Joke OTD  :   All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Thought OTD  :   I will not let anything or anyone take away my happiness today.

Song of the day  :  Tracks Of My Tears  Joke OTD  :    If a person with multiple personalities threatened suicide is that considered a hostage situation? Thought OTD  :   We can learn so much from babies. They don't at all care about money. They only care about kindness, love, and living in the moment. 

Song of the day  :   Don't Blame Me Joke OTD  :   A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me in kick boxing. Thought OTD  :   Anger makes you smaller while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.

Song of the day  :   Horse With No Name Joke OTD  :  Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't confuse the two like you did last year. Thought OTD  :  Patience is the best remedy for almost every trouble.

Song of the day  :  Judy Blue Eyes Joke OTD  :  Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less than his wife. Thought OTD  :   If you want to be sad live in the past. If you want to be anxious live in the future. If you want to be peaceful live in the present.

Song of the day  :  I'm Sorry Joke OTD  :   A husband and wife are shopping in Sams when the man picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it into the shopping cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale today, only $10 for 24 cans" he says. "Put them back. We can't afford it" says the wife and they continue shopping. A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it into the shopping cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the man. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful." she says. The man replies... "SO DOES 24 CANS OF BUDWEISER BEER AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE!" Thought OTD  :   Don’t think money does everything or you are going to end up doing everything just for money.

Song of the day  :   Drink A Beer Joke OTD  :  I'm so old that when I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. Thought OTD  :  Sometimes the dues we pay to maintain integrity are pretty high. But the ultimate cost of moral compromise is much higher.

Song of the day  :  Satisfaction Joke OTD  :    My first job was working in an orange juice factory but I got canned when I couldn't concentrate. Thought OTD  :   Someone who does not get some fun and enjoyment out of every day needs to reorganize his life.

Song of the day  :  Let Me Be The One Joke OTD  :  I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine that gets better with age. The next day she locked me up in the cellar. Thought OTD  :    It's so difficult to describe depression to someone who's never been there because it's not just sadness.

Song of the day  :  Just Another Day In Paradise Joke OTD   :  I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying. Thought OTD  :   The way we treat people we disagree with is a report card on what we’ve learned about love, compassion and kindness.  Let’s just wish them well, and be on our way.

Song of the day  : Little Things Mean A Lot Joke OTD  :  I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine that gets better with age. The next day she locked me up in the cellar. Thought OTD  :  You only have control over three things in your life. The thoughts you think, the images you visualize, and the actions you take.