Gratitude

Song OTD  :  I'll Be Around Joke OTD  :  They say that love is more important than money. But have you ever tried to paying off your creditors with a hug?  Thought OTD  :  Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

Song OTD  :   How Can You Mend A Broken Heart Joke OTD  :  You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do. Thought OTD  :  We live on a blue planet that circles a ball of fire next to a moon that moves the sea. And you still don't believe in miracles?

Song OTD  :  Run To Me Joke OTD  :  I named my dog Stay. So now I can say, “come here Stay”. Thought OTD  :  Where there is anger there is always pain underneath.

Song OTD  :  Hey Tomorrow Joke OTD  :  If I won the award for laziness I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Thought OTD  :  You may have been broken down by adversity or rejection or stress, but YOU are not broken. So don’t let others convince you otherwise. 

Song OTD  :  Mary Did You Know Joke OTD  :  Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off? Thought OTD  :  Please don't judge me from my past for I don't live there anymore.

Song OTD  :  I Want To Take You Higher Joke OTD  :  A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. Thought OTD  :  Life is difficult. This is a great truth and once we truly see this truth we can transcend it and accept it. Once it has been accepted the fact that life is difficult no longer matters.

Song OTD  :  Hard Habit To Break Joke OTD  :  Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV. Thought OTD  :  We’re all going to die. We don’t get much say on how or when but we do get to decide how we are going live. So do it! Decide! Are you currently living the life you want to live? Are you with the person you want to be with? Are you being the best you can be? Can you be stronger, kinder, more compassionate? Decide. Breathe in…Breathe out… and decide.

Song OTD  :  Addicted To Love Joke OTD  :  The three words every woman really longs to hear. I’ll clean up. Thought OTD  :  Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be.

Song OTD  :  Simply Irresistible Joke OTD  :  Why isn’t the word phonetically spelled with an “F”? Thought OTD  :  When you genuinely care for others it will quiet the pains of loneliness and deliver you into a state of purpose and happiness.

Song OTD  :  Let's Dance Joke OTD  :  I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep. The record got stuck and the next day all I could do was stutter in Spanish. Thought OTD  :  May your troubles be less and your blessings be more and may nothing but happiness come through your front door.

Song OTD  :  Holding Back The Years Joke OTD  :  Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I gave him a glass of water. Thought OTD  :  There are angels around us. Angels beside us. Angels within us. Know that when times are good or bad angels are always watching over us. Though not obvious, their wings are always gently wrapped around us. Now listen attentively to their poignant message. "You shall be and are forever blessed and loved".

Song OTD  :  Across The Alley From The Alamo Joke OTD  :  Teenager: "Mom, leave me alone. You're invading my personal space!" Mom: "Well you came out of my personal space so that makes us just about even". Thought OTD  :   Accept everyone as a valuable human being. Show those around you that they are loved for who they are not for what they do or how much they please you.

Song OTD  :  Run For The Roses Joke OTD  :  Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are already footprints on the moon. Thought OTD  :  The heart is like a garden. It can grow compassion or fear, resentment or love. What seeds will you plant there?

Song OTD  :  I've Got You Under My Skin Joke OTD  :  How come you never see a headline like “Psychic Wins Lottery Again"? Thought OTD  :  Depression is like being in a totally round room and looking for a corner to sit in.     

Song OTD  :   Ain't No Way To Treat A Lady Joke OTD  :  In whatever you're doing always give 100 %. Unless you're donating blood. Thought OTD  :  What's in your heart is much more important than what's in your bank account.

Song OTD  :   Rockstar Joke OTD  :  Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them off? Thought OTD  :  Everything that’s really worthwhile in life comes to us free. Our minds, our souls, our bodies, our hopes, our dreams, our intelligence, our love of family and friends, and country. All of these priceless possessions are free.

Song OTD  :  I t's Impossible Joke OTD  :  Unless your name is GOOGLE don't act as if you know everything. Thought OTD  :  Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.

Song OTD  :  You Made Me Love You Joke OTD  :  A man enters a store and says. "15 litres of wine please." The clerk asks, "did you bring a container for this?". "Yes" he replies, "You're looking at it." Thought OTD  :  The most beautiful people I've known are those who have known trials, have known struggles, have known loss and have found their way out of the depths.

Song OTD  :  She's Always A Woman Joke OTD  :  All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Thought OTD  :  You may not be able control all the things people say and do to you but you can decide not to be reduced by them.

Song OTD  : If We Try Joke OTD  :  My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. Thought OTD  :  You don’t have to control your thoughts. You just have to stop letting them control you.  

Song OTD  :  Life Is A Highway Joke OTD  :  If you need to shoot a mime shouldn’t you use a silencer? Thought OTD  :  It is extremely healthy to spend time in solitude. You need to be alone sometimes. You need to think and relax in a peaceful environment where you are not defined by anyone else. 

Song OTD  :  Here's That Rainy Day Joke OTD  :  If you keep annoying me I'm going to give your phone number to every small child I see and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Thought OTD  :  Sometimes the strongest among us are the ones who smile through silent pain, cry behind closed doors, and fight battles that no one knows about.

Song OTD  : Send In The Clowns Joke OTD  : I put my answering machine in my car. It says, “ I’m home now but leave a message and I’ll call you when I’m out!” Thought OTD  :  The inner strength, self-confidence, and courage you gain by focusing on others needs instead of your own brings with it a deep calm sense of satisfaction. 

Song OTD  : Behind Blue Eyes Joke OTD  :  I like long walks. Especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Thought OTD  :  What this world really needs is a new kind of army. The army of the kind.

Song OTD  :  Baker Street Joke OTD  :   The worst time to have a heart attack is when it's your turn during a game of charades. Thought OTD  :  I try to align myself with people who support my growth. If you meet someone whose soul is not aligned with yours send them love and move along.

Song OTD  :  Harmony Joke OTD  :  Do you really think that Noah knowingly put a male and a female termite on the ark? Thought OTD  :  Inner peace begins the moment you choose not to allow another person or event control your emotions.

Song OTD  :: Body & Soul Joke OTD  :  But of course I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day. Thought OTD  :  What you do today is important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it.

Song OTD  :  The Closest Thing To Crazy Joke OTD  :  Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges to keep the crazies from following you. Thought OTD  :  You are deeply loved and cherished forever. You will be taken care of. You have nothing to fear.

Song OTD  :  Angel Joke OTD  :  I don't have a dirty mind I just have a sexy imagination. Thought OTD  :  Gratitude is an ascending reflection of a descending grace.

Song OTD  :  The Look Of Love Joke OTD  :  If you are too busy to laugh, well then you’re just too busy. Thought OTD  :  We can't just choose to be happy. But we can choose to be kind to ourselves when we're sad.