Gratitude

Song OTD  :  I Will Always Love You Joke OTD  :  Here's all you have to know about men and women. Women are crazy, men are stupid and the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. Thought OTD  :  You've got to look for the good in the bad. The happy in your sad. The gain in your pain and what makes you grateful not hateful.

Song OTD  :   Midnight Blue Joke OTD  : Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they're in charge of everything outdoors?  Thought OTD  : The older you grow the more present you become. Life awakens you as you age. You finally realize how much senseless drama you've wasted time on.

Song OTD  :  Why Try To Change Me Now Joke OTD  :  My brother was a state cop for over thirty years.  He told me the best one he ever heard was from a guy who having been pulled over and asked why he was driving so fast said, "My wife is going to get pregnant tonight and I want to be there when it happens."  No ticket. Thought OTD  :  Pause and remember that if you empty yourself of yesterday’s sorrows you will have much more room for today’s joy.

Song OTD  :  Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby/ Hit The Road Jack Joke OTD  :  A good conversation is like a mini skirt. Short enough to retain interest but long enough to cover the subject. Thought OTD  :  The best time to be positive and take responsibility for your own peace of mind is when you don’t feel like it. Because that’s when doing so can make the biggest difference.

Song OTD  :  Wake Up Little Suzie Joke OTD  :  Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.  Thought OTD  :  Never tell someone who’s freaking out that life is too short to worry. Really, think about it. You’re just giving them one more thing to worry about! That being that they’re missing out on life because they’re worrying! Instead tell them that you know how scary life can be and assure them that you'll be there for them if they need you.

Song OTD  :  You Don't Know Me Joke OTD  :  Never get a mime talking. He won't stop. Thought OTD  :  The worst feeling is not death. It is feeling that you are not needed. That you are alone in this world and that you no longer have worth or a reason to live.

Song OTD   :  Another Day In Paradise Joke OTD  :   A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Thought OTD  :  A good life with contentment is itself a great wealth. For we brought nothing with us into this world and we can take nothing out of it. So if we have enough of what we need then let us be content with that.

Song OTD  : In The Air Tonight Joke OTD  :  You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Thought OTD  :  If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is “Thank You God” it will be enough.

Song OTD  :  Longer Joke OTD  :  Always borrow money from pessimists. They don’t ever expect it back. Thought OTD  :  When you talk, you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.

Song OTD  :  Hello Joke OTD  :  I’m more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles. Thought OTD  :  Live quietly in the moment and see the beauty of all before you. The future will take care of itself.

Song OTD  :  One And Only Joke OTD  :  I would love to lose weight, but I hate losing. Thought OTD  :  Lord help me to bring comfort when there is pain. Courage when there is fear. Hope where there is despair. and acceptance when the end is near. 

Song OTD  :  All I Ask Joke OTD  :  When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. Thought OTD  :  You are a divine creation of God. You are a spiritual being. You don’t need anyone else to confirm that. Simply believe!

Song OTD  :  Run To Me Joke OTD   :  Yes officer I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn't see you. Thought OTD  :  Hope is the deep orientation of the human soul that can be held during the darkest times.

Song OTD  :  Born On The Bayou Joke OTD  :  Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? Thought OTD  :  The most terrible poverty is loneliness for it effectuates the feeling of being unloved.

Song OTD  :  Suzie Q Joke OTD  :  What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Thought OTD  :  War is old men talking and young men dying.

Song OTD  :  Yellow Taxi    Joke OTD  :   Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. Thought OTD  :  Forgive others as quickly as God forgives you.

Song OTD  :   New Kid In Town Joke OTD  :  May you be half an hour in heaven before the devil knows you're dead. Thought OTD  :  Hurt people hurt people. People hurt others as a result of their own inner strife and pain. Avoid the reactive response of believing they are bad. They really aren't bad they just believe they are worthless and believe they are undeserving of happiness. Show them love. 

Song OTD  :  How Long Joke OTD  :  I'm sorry everybody but I can't "adult" today. Thought OTD  :  It is possible to come into such profound alignment with the moral and spiritual axis of the universe that every moment of your life is a walk in grace and that you know without any doubt that you are in the right place at the right time.

Song OTD  :  I'd Done A Lot Of Things Different Joke OTD  :  I went to a restaurant that served “breakfast anytime” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. Thought OTD  :  Without faith nothing is possible. With it nothing is impossible.

Song OTD  :  Come Together Joke OTD  :  Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? Thought OTD  :  We waste our time waiting for the ideal path to appear. But it never does. Because we forget that paths are made by walking, not waiting.

Song OTD  :  Country Road Take Me Home Joke OTD  :  Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing. Thought OTD  :  Don't start your day carrying the broken pieces of yesterday with you. The new day has endless possibilities waiting for you.

Song OTD  :  Daniel Joke OTD  :   Everybody wants to go to heaven. But no one wants to die. Thought OTD  :   Just in case your mind is playing tricks on you today.  You matter. You're important.You're loved. You're alive for a reason. You're stronger than you think. You're going to get through this. I'm glad you're alive and your presence on this earth makes a difference whether you choose to believe it or not.

Song OTD  :  Make It With You Joke  :   Why can't fishermen be generous? Because their business makes them sell fish! Thought OTD  :   The older we grow the more peaceful we become. Life humbles us gradually as we age. We finally can acknowledge all the  nonsense we’ve wasted our precious time on.   So, just do your best right now to feel the peace that flows from your bold decisions and rise above all the petty drama that just doesn’t really matter.

Song OTD  :  Sundown Joke OTD  :  Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The the other 20% cheat in Europe. Thought OTD  :  Live simply. Aspire to inspire. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly and leave the rest to God.

Song OTD  :  If You Could Read My Mind Joke OTD  :  It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the ninth or the tenth. Thought OTD  :  Live simply. Aspire to inspire. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly and leave the rest to God.

Song OTD  :  Midnight Blue Joke OTD  :  All I ask for is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. Thought OTD  :  Inner peace begins the moment you take a deep breath and choose not to allow another person or event to control your emotional well being. 

Song OTD  :   You've Got A Friend Joke OTD  :  Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Thought OTD  :  Until we extend the circle of compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace.

Song OTD  :  Just A Song Before I Go Joke OTD  :  Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe the universe turns around and says with a slightly distracted air, "I'm sorry. What'd you say your name was again?” Thought OTD  :  Our life is shaped by our mind for we become what we think. 

Song OTD  :  Last Night  Joke OTD  :  It’s a small world but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it.  Thought OTD  :  Trouble creates a capacity to handle it. Meet it as a friend for you’ll see a lot of it and had better be on speaking terms with it.

Song OTD  :  Miss You Joke OTD  :  If you argue with an idiot after a while it's hard to tell who the real idiot is. Thought OTD  :  Tomorrow is a new day and you should begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with yesterday’s old nonsense.