Gratitude

Song OTD  :  Need You Now Joke OTD  :  You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time. Thought OTD  :  When you talk you are only repeating what you already know. But if you listen you may learn something new.

Song OTD  :  Chuck E's In Love Joke OTD  :  Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. Thought OTD  :  Bad things are always going to happen in life. People will hurt you. But you can’t use that as an excuse to hurt someone back.

Song OTD  :  More Than Words Joke OTD  :  One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure it’s worth watching. Thought OTD  :  I finally learned what I needed to know. I now know I can be beaten and broken. I’m not as tough and crafty as I thought. I see clearly now what was blind to me just yesterday and at this point this newfound awareness is the only good thing that came out of the recent chaos in my life. I'm wiser today than I was yesterday and I know what I've learned from that experience will make me a better person.

Song OTD  :  Say You, Say Me Joke OTD  :  Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind then it doesn't matter. Thought OTD  :  You don’t have to control your thoughts. You just have to stop letting them control you.

Song OTD  :  I Heard It Through The Grapevine Joke OTD  :  What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Thought OTD  :  The way you start your day can affect your whole day. Begin it with a smile, a calmness of mind, and a heart filled with gratitude.

Song OTD  :  Born On The Bayou Joke OTD  :  My favorite animal is steak. Thought OTD  :  Any good apology has 3 parts. 1) I'm sorry 2) It's my fault 3) What can I do to make it right? Most people forget the third part.

Song OTD  :  She Loves Me  Joke OTD  :  Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Thought OTD  :  Awaken each day with a feeling immersed in gratitude and thanks. Then, move to the thought that “in all endeavors I will do my absolute best today". The joys and gifts of life will then befall you.

Song OTD  :  Need You Now Joke OTD  :  Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Thought OTD  :  Don't allow your negative feelings and beliefs about the past limit your effectiveness and happiness in the present.

Song OTD  :  When I Was Your Man Joke OTD  :  I don't go crazy. I am crazy! I just go normal from time to time. Thought OTD  :  The key is to not let life’s difficult situations get the best of you. Find something to be grateful for in the present moment, despite the situation.

Song OTD  :  Perfect Joke OTD  : Looking back on my work career I can easily say that the toughest job I ever had was selling doors, door-to-door. Thought OTD  :  Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have.

Song OTD  :  Hey Bartender Joke OTD  :   24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Thought OTD  :   Life is a balance between what we can control and what we cannot. I am learning to live between the effort and the surrender.

Song OTD  :  Keep Your Hands To Yourself Joke OTD  :  My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. Thought OTD  :  Never be defined by your past. It was just a lesson not a life sentence.

Song OTD  :  Blurred Lines Joke OTD  :  Here's to that awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent". Thought OTD  :  Never define yourself by your relationship status, your income, or your looks. It’s your generosity, kindness, and compassion that ultimately counts the most.

Song OTD  :  You're Never Gonna Get It  Joke OTD  : I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. Thought OTD  :  Since you alone are responsible for your thoughts. Only you can change them.

Song OTD  :  Smooth Joke OTD  :  May you live to be a hundred years old with one extra to repent. Thought OTD  :  I smile because I have survived everything the world has thrown at me. I smile because when I was knocked down I got back up.

Song OTD  :  Just The Way You Look Tonight Joke OTD :  Why did Adele cross the road? To say "Hello" from the other side. Thought OTD  :  Worrying is like walking around with an open umbrella waiting for it to rain.

Song OTD  :  Sunshine Joke OTD  :  The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober. Thought OTD  :  I remind myself every morning that nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I’m going to learn I must do it by listening.

Song OTD  :  Sunshine Joke OTD  : Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it. Thought OTD  :  The strongest people I’ve met have not been given an easier life. They’ve just learned to create strength and happiness from dark places.

Song OTD  :  Wasted On The Way Joke OTD  :  God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the world round and laughed and laughed and laughed. Thought OTD  :  I don't know any perfect person. I only know flawed people who are still worth loving. 

Song OTD  :  I'll Be Seeing You Joke OTD  :  Where does a fish go to borrow money? The loan shark! Thought OTD  :  The liberties of a people never were, nor ever will be, secure, when the transactions of their rulers may be concealed from them.

Song OTD  :  Rolling In The Deep Joke OTD  :   Where do frogs deposit their money? In a river bank. Thought  :  On my nursing shift at the hospital this evening, I was forced into a moment of clarity when I got off my phone, utterly flustered after having an argument with my husband and an eight-year-old patient who’s dying of leukemia asked me if I was okay.

Song OTD  :  Thinking Out Loud Joke  OTD  :  When women go wrong, men go right after them. Thought OTD  :  When everything around us is falling apart let us go within in silence and be guided by the one who dwells within us.

Song OTD  :  Lonely Girl Joke OTD  :   Whenever I feel the need to exercise I lie down until it goes away. Thought OTD  :  Ego says once everything falls into place I will find peace. Spirit says find peace and everything will fall into place.

Song OTD  :  Send In The Clowns Joke OTD  :  To do is to be (Nietzsche), to be is to do (Kant), do be do be do (Sinatra). Thought OTD  :  A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we would talk to each other rather than about each other.

Song OTD  :  If I Didn't Care Joke OTD  :   Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.  Thought OTD  :  You are special and worth being cared about, loved, and accepted just as you are. Never, ever let anyone try to convince you otherwise.

Song OTD  :  I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire Joke OTD :People say I act like I don't care. Guess what? It's not an act. Thought OTD  :  He who can no longer pause to wonder or stand in awe of his very existence is as good as dead. His eyes are unfortunately closed to the miracle he has been given. You're alive! It's a miracle! Enjoy it!

Song OTD  :  Careless Whisper Joke OTD  :  I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious! Thought OTD  :  Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.

Song OTD  :  Crying Joke OTD  :  The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close. Thought OTD  : Guess what people do who really love you. They put their arms around you and love you when you're not so lovable.

Song OTD  :  Leaving On A Jet Plane Joke OTD  :  I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they said they didn't know either. Thought OTD  :  Out beyond ideas of right-doing and wrong-doing, there is a field. I’ll meet you there.

Song TD  :  Help Me Make It Through The Night Joke OTD  :  How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Thought OTD  :  You are deeply loved and will be cherished forever. You WILL be taken care of after your earthly journey. You have nothing to fear.