Gratitude

Song OTD  :  I Want To Learn A Love Song Joke OTD  :  The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. Thought OTD  : The capacity to care is the thing that gives life its deepest meaning and significance.

Song OTD  :  Lime In The Coconut Joke OTD  :  If you need to shoot a mime shouldn’t you use a silencer? Thought OTD  :  Forgiveness is like exercise. It can be so hard to bring ourselves to do it but when we do we often feel rejuvenated and enjoy a sense of self-satisfaction and ultimately it improves our general well-being.

Song OTD  :  Without You  Joke OTD  :  My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters. But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk". Thought OTD  :  Free yourself from the complexities and drama of your life. Simplify. Look within. Within ourselves we all have the gifts and talents we need to fulfill the purpose we've been blessed with.   

Song OTD  :  A House Is Not A Home Joke OTD  :  What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Thought OTD  :  There are two primary choices in life. To accept conditions as they are or to accept the responsibility for changing them.

Song OTD  : No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem Joke OTD  :  If you’re ever having a bad day, just remember that in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 15% stake in Apple for $2,300. It’s now worth $106,000,000.00 !!! Thought OTD  :  Beware of destination addiction. That being the preoccupation with the idea that happiness is in the next place or in the next job and with the next partner. Until you give up the idea that happiness is somewhere else it will never be where you are.

Song OTD  :  Every Breath You Take Joke OTD  : I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. Thought OTD  :  Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

Song OTD  :  On Broadway Joke OTD  :  Why can't the bank keep a secret? It has too many tellers. Thought OTD  :  As you age you’ll learn to value your time, genuine relationships, meaningful work, and peace of mind, much more. Little else will matter. 

Song OTD  :  Never My Love Joke OTD  :  What's the difference between baseball and politics? In baseball you're out if you're caught stealing. Thought OTD  :  Sometimes the darkest times can bring you to the brightest places. Your most painful struggles can grant you the greatest growth and the most heartbreaking losses of relationships can make room for the most wonderful people.

Song OTD  :  Spinning Wheel Joke OTD  :  You know this is just my part time job. At my real job, I have 500 people under me. Yeah, I'm a security guard at a cemetery. Thought OTD  :  If you are depressed you're living in the past. If you are anxious it's likely that you're living in the future. If you choose to be living in the present then you can be at peace. The present is all we have so live, love and be grateful for each moment that comes your way. 

Song OTD  :  Happy Birthday Joke  :   One more beautiful year has passed in the journey of knowing myself. Thought OTD  :  It’s during the toughest times of your life that you’ll get to see the true colors of the people who have said that they care about you. Notice who sticks around and who doesn’t and be grateful to those who leave you, for they have just made room for the ones who will care.

Song OTD  :  Sunshine On My Shoulders Joke OTD  :   A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. I told him that none of my dogs even own a bike. Thought OTD  :   Don’t let yourself be controlled by these three things. People, money, or past experiences.

Song OTD  :  Leaving On A Jet Plane Joke OTD  :  A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Thought OTD  :  Everything you want is on the other side of fear.

Song OTD  :  Let It Be Joke OTD  :  Marijuana must be the gateway drug to full blown procrastination. It took me 15 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade to buy! Thought OTD  :  Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

Song OTD  :  Just To Be With You Joke OTD  :  Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo stick. How low can you go? Thought OTD  :  The older we grow, and the more real-world tragedies and challenges we witness, the more we realize how incredibly blessed we are, and how frequently the stress in our heads hold us back from these blessings. 

Song OTD  :  You Never Even Called me By My Name Joke OTD  :  A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong. Thought OTD  :  Patience my friend, patience. Remember that the world’s greatest composers weren’t writing symphonies the first day they sat at a piano.

Song OTD  :  Tell Me Why Joke OTD  :  What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird. Thought OTD  :  If you are looking to blame someone for the problems in your life you don’t have to look any further then in the mirror.

Song OTD  :  I Miss My Friend Joke OTD  :  I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself this is the last thing I need. Thought OTD  :   Being broken hearted is like having broken ribs. On the outside it looks like nothing's wrong but every breath hurts.

Song OTD  :  Something Joke  OTD  : I always tell new hires, don't think of me as your boss, think of me as your friend who can fire you. Thought OTD  : In youth we learn. In age we understand.

Song OTD  :  Hurt Joke OTD  : What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people"?  Thought OTD  :  And what is as important as knowledge asked the mind? Caring and seeing with the heart answered the soul.

Song OTD  :  Lady Marmalade Joke OTD  :  Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a cheetah. Thought OTD  :  Compassion is not religious business, it's human business. It is essential for our own peace and mental stability and it's essential for human survival.

Song OTD  :  We May Never Pass This Way Again Joke OTD  :  What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese! Thought OTD  :  Frame every so-called disaster with these words. In a year will this even matter?

Song OTD  :  Still The One Joke OTD  :  I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included. So I had to buy them again. Thought OTD  :  In daily life we must see that it is not happiness that makes us grateful, but gratefulness that makes us happy.

Song OTD  :  Our House Joke OTD  :  A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it sum ting Wong. Thought OTD  :  Never ruin an apology with an excuse.

Song OTD  :  I Don't Want To Talk About It Joke  :  What's another word for thesaurus? Thought OTD  :  Although not always readily apparent you will find that there is always beauty and hope in even the most awful circumstances.

Song OTD  :  Don't Pull Your Love Out Me Baby Joke OTD  :  There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't. Thought OTD  :  There are no "typical stories" as there are no typical lives. When it comes to living there is no such thing as an "ordinary" life.

Song OTD  :  Landslide Joke OTD  :  If there were a pill to cure procrastination I would probably take it tomorrow. Thought OTD  :  Most of the arguments we have with one another are pointless. Be selective in your battles. You simply don’t need to attend every argument you’re invited to.

Song OTD  :  Holding Back The Years Joke OTD  :  I really think this generation will have to go into separate rooms and text each other to work out their problems. Thought OTD  :  When you understand and appreciate that you're an expression of the perfection of the universe you will become speechless with unconditional love.

Song OTD  :  Guilty Joke OTD  :  Why are you late I asked my friend? Well, there was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Oh, were you helping him look for it? No, he replied, I was standing on it. Thought OTD  :  The world would be a happier more peaceful place if we all tried to understand each other instead of judging each other. If we just paused and thought things through before reacting and gave each other the benefit of the doubt instead of assuming the worst.

Song OTD  :  My Wish Joke OTD  :  My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. Thought OTD  :   Depression is like drowning except you can see everyone else around you still breathing.  

Song OTD  :  Candyman Joke  OTD  :  Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages. Need I say more? Thought OTD  :  The secret to happiness and peace is letting every situation be what it is instead of what you think it should be.