Gratitude

Song OTD  :  Just My Imagination Joke OTD  :  Have you ever noticed how "What the hell" is always the right decision to make? Thought OTD  :  We crave that deep place within that cannot be touched by the ups and downs of life, but rather just IS – connected and whole.

Song OTD  :  Rikki Don't Lose That Number Joke OTD  :  Two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe. Thought OTD  :  Be able under all circumstances to practice the five things that constitutes perfect virtue. These five things are gratitude, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness.

Song OTD  :  Stay Joke OTD  : My day started out pretty rough. I ran through a stop sign off 22nd near Tyrone and a cop pulled over. He asked didn't I see the stop sign? I said well yeah but I don't believe everthing I read. Ticket. Thought OTD  :  Most problems, if you give them enough time and space, will eventually wear themselves out.

Song OTD  :  Stay Joke OTD  :  What do prisoners in jail use to call each other? Cell phones. Thought  :  I smile because I have survived everything the world has thrown at me. I smile because when I was knocked down I got back up.

Song OTD  :  Superstition Joke OTD  :  Grandma's been staring through the window ever since it started to snow. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her in.   Thought OTD  :  The problem is rarely the problem. The problem is the incredible amount of over-thinking and over-analyzing you’re doing with the problem.

Song OTD  :  Sweet Thing Joke OTD  :  Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. Thought OTD  :  It is extremely healthy to spend time in solitude. You need to be alone sometimes. You need to think and relax in a peaceful environment where you are not defined by anyone else. 

Song OTD  :   Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Joke OTD  :  I'm just one step away from being rich. Now all I need is the money. Thought OTD  :  Some days are better some days are worse. Look for the blessing instead of the curse. Be positive stay strong and get enough rest. You can’t do it all but you can always do your best.

Song OTD  : Christmas Song Joke OTD  :   I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing" would make her happier than a diamond necklace. So I got her "nothing". Thought OTD  :  No one can make you feel bad about yourself unless you let them.

Song OTD  : Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Joke OTD  :  Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories. Thought OTD  :  The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly. 

Song OTD  :  Train Off The Track Joke OTD  :  My nephew found a cassette tape in my house. It was like watching the early man who discovered fire. Thought OTD  :  A smart person knows what to say. A wise person knows whether or not to say it.

Song OTD  :  Another Sad Love Song   Joke OTD  :  How do you scare a snowman? Show him your new cordless hairdryer! Thought OTD  :  If we take the time, no matter how crazy and troubled we feel, we can always find something to be thankful for.

Song OTD  :  You're Making Me High Joke OTD  :  What goes "oh oh oh"? Santa walking backwards. Thought OTD  :  Don’t worry about the small stuff because in the end it’s all small stuff.

Song OTD  : Spanish Guitar Joke OTD  :  What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson! Thought OTD  :  Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle.

Song OTD  :  Just The Way You Look Tonight  Joke OTD  :  I received a call from the school telling me my son is constantly lying. I said "Tell him he's a good liar because I don't have a son". Thought OTD  :  When you're struggling with something, look at all the people around you and realize that every single person you see is struggling with something and to them it's just as hard as what you're going through.

Song OTD  :  I'll Never Smile Again Joke OTD  :Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack. Thought OTD  :  I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.

Song OTD  :  You'll Never Know Joke OTD  :  Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired. Thought OTD  :  Take constructive criticism seriously, but not personally. Listen, and then operate with your own intuition and wisdom as your guide.

Song OTD  :  Home Joke OTD  :  I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark and flew across the room. Thought OTD  :  Surround yourself with highest quality thoughts. Discard the rest.

Song OTD  : I Am So Into You Joke OTD  :   What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this .... Thought OTD  :   Don’t worry if someone doesn't like you. Most people are struggling to just like themselves.

Song OTD  :  Fooled Around And Fell In Love Joke OTD  :  The difference between “involvement” and “commitment” is like an egg and ham breakfast. The chicken was “involved” but the pig was “committed”. Thought OTD  : Give thanks to the things and people that didn't work out in your life because they just made room for the people and things that will. 

Song OTD  : How Long Has This Beeb Going On? Joke OTD  :  A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.  Thought OTD  :  Whenever somebody discredits you and tells you that you can't do something understand that they are speaking from within the boundaries of their own limitations.

Song OTD  :  Hello It's Me Joke OTD  :  What's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can't tuna fish! Thought OTD  :  Sometimes, what a person needs is not a brilliant mind that speaks but a patient heart that listens.

Song OTD  :  Kiss You All Over Joke OTD  :  If you keep looking at me that way I’m going to have to file charges.  Thought OTD  :  Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.

Song OTD  :  I Keep Forgetting Joke OTD  :  I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock. Thought OTD  :  What’s in your heart is far more important than what’s in your resume, your job description, or your bank account.

Song OTD  : All I Ask Joke OTD  :  I don't go crazy. I am crazy! I just go normal from time to time. Thought OTD  :  If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.

Song OTD  : If I Had To Choose Joke OTD  : The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people. Thought OTD  : After seeing, first hand, all the struggles and incredibly difficult things that so MANY people have had to deal with I must say, humbly and thankfully, that Jesus has given me an INCREDIBLY wonderful life. WELL beyond anything I deserve!

Song OTD  :  There Goes My Heart Joke OTD  :  I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours. Thought OTD  : A good relationship is when someone accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future.

Song OTD  : You Shouldn't Kiss me Like That Joke OTD  : I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. Thought OTD  : The key to happiness is letting each situation be what it is instead of what you think it should be.

Song OTD  :  Body Like A Back Road Joke OTD  :  Knock knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? I'm robin  you , now hand over the cash. Thought OTD  :  If we experienced life through the eyes of a child then everything would be magical and extraordinary.

Song OTD  :  One More Day Joke OTD  :   If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Thought OTD  :  You are deeply loved and will be cherished forever. You will be taken care of. You have nothing to fear. 

Song OTD  : Sweetest Taboo Joke OTD  :  The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and then gradually getting poorer. Thought OTD  : This is my wish for you. Peace of mind, prosperity through the year, happiness that multiplies, health for you and yours, fun around every corner, energy to chase your dreams and joy to fill your holidays!

Song Of The Day :  Layla Joke OTD  :  Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Thought OTD  :  Look up to the sky. You'll never find any rainbows looking down.