Gratitude

Song OTD  :  Poker Face Joke OTD  :  When I'm good I'm very, very good. But when I'm bad, I'm even better. Thought OTD  : The best thing you can do from this day forward is to follow your intuition. Take risks. Don’t just make the safe and easy choices because you’re afraid of what could happen. If you do than very little worth remembering will ever happen.

Song OTD  : Wrap It Up Joke OTD  : My wife gave birth 4 times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth 0 times and I don't fit in my pants from March. Thought OTD  :  The general limits for your freedom is merely this. That you do not trespass upon the equal rights of others.

Song OTD  :  Dancing In The Dark Joke OTD  :  The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. Thought OTD  : There are some people who always seem angry and continuously look for conflict. Walk away from them because the battle they are fighting isn’t with you. It's with themselves.

Song OTD  : Back In Black Joke  OTD  :  My girlfriend is always stealing my t-shirts and sweaters. But if I take one of her dresses, suddenly "we need to talk". Thought OTD  :  Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for and great enough to die for.

Song OTD  : I'll Never Love This Way Again Joke OTD  :  When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading. Thought OTD  : How do you say “thank you” for sunshine and health…for clear days and gentle rains… for happiness, joy or love? You say it by sharing what you have. You say it by making the world a better place to live.

Song OTD  :  Hello Again Hello Joke OTD  : You know you're getting old when you get winded playing chess. Thought OTD  : The more love that beats in your heart the happier and more buoyant your heart will be. Furthermore, the more you love life the more life will love you back.

Song OTD  :  Please Release Me Joke OTD  :  I put my answering machine in my car. It says, “ I’m home now but leave a message and I’ll call you when I’m out!” Thought OTD  : If you send out goodness from yourself, or if you share that which is happy or good within you, it will all come back to you multiplied a hundred times over. In the kingdom of love there is no competition so the more love you give away, the more love you will have.

Song OTD  :  If I Ain't Got You Joke OTD :  What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition. Thought OTD  :  Through careful communication, lovers can be reconciled, commitment can be renewed, and romance refreshed. Don't let walls come between you and your partner. Take care of problems while they are still small.

Song OTD  :  Cuando Me Enamoro Joke OTD :  Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should be changed regularly, and for the same reason. Thought OTD  :  May those whose hell it is to hate and hurt be turned into lovers bringing flowers.

Song OTD  :  Behind Closed Doors Joke OTD  :  I would love to lose weight, but I hate losing. Thought OTD  :  Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

Song OTD  :  Brown Eyed Girl Joke OTD  :  Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? It's the one with the sticker that says IDAHO. Thought OTD  :  Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable and weak or happy and strong. The amount of effort is the same.

Song OTD  :  Take Me Home Country Roads Joke OTD  :  A mom is trying to give carnal advice to her daughter. If a boy touches your breasts say "don't" and if he touches your ***** say "stop"? Her daughter sheepishly responded but mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop". Thought OTD  :  The very nature of human beings impels them to seek both pleasure and meaning. We are only truly happy when our lives are pleasant and have meaning.

Song OTD  :  Sweet Home Alabama Joke OTD  :  There's some strange items out there to buy in the stores. I was at Target yesterday and they had an endcap of cordless extension chords. Thought OTD  :  Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

Song OTD  : There Goes My Heart Joke OTD  :  A man emailed a small hotel in a town he planned to visit on his vacation. He asked if he could bring his dog who he said was well behaved. The email response he got back from the hotel had him doubling up in laughter. "Dear Sir, I've been operating this motel for many years and in all that time I've never had a dog steal towels, silverware, or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill.  So, indeed, your dog is welcome to stay in my motel and if your dog will vouch for you then you're welcome to stay here too." Thought OTD  :  A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring and loving person inside.

Song OTD  :  Then Joke OTD  :   Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. Thought OTD  :   I cannot always control exactly what happens in life but I can control how I respond to it all.

Song OTD  : Georgia Joke OTD  :  I just recently found out that I was cesarian born. Finally! That explains why whenever I leave my house I want to go out through the window. Thought OTD  :  It's really very simple. We all merely just want to be loved and appreciated.

Song OTD  :  Still Got The Blues Over You Joke OTD  :  Looking back at life we realize we all make some bad mistakes especially when we're drinking. One of my worst drunken mistakes was taking a taxi to the drive in. Cost me $240.00 to go to the movies! Plus the tip! Thought OTD  : The universe says allow me to flow through you unrestricted and you will see the greatest magic you have ever seen.

Song OTD  :  If I Ain't Got You  Joke OTD  :  When I look back at it I now realize that I really did come from a tough neighborhood. Like the ice cream truck played Helter Skelter. Thought OTD  :  We have an obligation to turn our happiness into compassion and to reach out to others who are not as fortunate as we are.

Song OTD  :  Without You Joke OTD  :  My day started out pretty rough. I ran through a stop sign off 22nd near Tyrone and a cop pulled me over. He asked me,"didn't I see the stop sign?" I said "Well, yeah but I don't believe everthing I read". Ticket. Thought OTD  : No one needs to hold themselves in a state of discomfort or disconnection. Source is always right here whispering to us very clearly enabling us to have peace. All we have to do is just listen a little.

Song OTD  : Lime In The Coconut Joke OTD  :  Life can be scary. A friend of mine just drowned a couple of days ago. He fell out of a boat. Myself and a group of his other friends all showed up at the funeral wearing life jackets because we're sure that's what he would have wanted. Thought OTD  :  Your problems, your weaknesses, setbacks, regrets and mistakes teach you if you're willing to learn or they will punish you if you don't.

Song OTD  : Laughter In The Rain Joke OTD  :  If a child refuses to sleep during nap time are they guilty of resisting a rest? Thought OTD  :  Be way, way kinder than necessary. Think kindly of others, speak kindly to others, and do kind things for others. Kindness always makes a difference. 

Song OTD  : If Joke OTD  : I'm so upset. My computer's got what they call a Miley Virus. It just just keeps twerking. Thought OTD  :  Every day is a fresh start. Each day is a new beginning. Every morning when we wake up becomes the first day of the rest of our life.