Gratitude

Song OTD  :  Chances Are Joke OTD  :  If a person with multiple personalities threatened suicide is that considered a hostage situation? Thought OTD  :  If you believe it will work out you’ll see opportunities. If you believe it won’t then you'll just see obstacles.

Song OTD  :  Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime Joke OTD  :  What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1". Thought OTD  :  Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it.

Song OTD  :  Can't Get Enough Of Your Love  Joke OTD  :  Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Thought OTD  :  Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference.

Song OTD  :  Let's Get It On Joke OTD  :  Lord give me patience because if you give me strength I'm going to need bail money to go with it. Thought  :  Those who judge will never understand and those who understand will never judge.

Song OTD  :  Judy Blue Eyes Joke OTD  :  If a word in the dictionary was misspelled how would we know? Thought OTD  :  Love isn't a state of perfect caring. It is an active noun like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way they are right now.

Song OTD  :  I Only Have Eyes For You Joke OTD  :  When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency I always write, "A very good doctor". Thought OTD  :  When you are about to find fault with someone ask yourself this question. What fault of mine most nearly resembles the one I am about to criticize?

Song OTD  : Hear We Are Joke OTD  :  My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof. Thought OTD  :  Never apologize for being overly sensitive or emotional. Let this be a sign that you have a big heart and aren’t afraid to let others see it. Showing your emotions is a sign of strength.

Song OTD  :  Say Something I'm Giving Up On You Joke OTD  ;  You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they’re worth it.    Thought OTD  :   Today I will not stress over things that I can't control.

Song OTD  :  Something In The Water Joke OTD  :  I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep. The record got stuck and the next day all I could do was stutter in Spanish. Thought OTD  :  RELAX. You are enough. You have enough. You do enough. Inhale. Exhale… let go, and just live right now in the moment.

Song OTD  :   Crystal Blue Persuasion Joke OTD  :   What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!" Thought OTD  :  As you age you’ll learn to value your time, genuine relationships, meaningful work, and peace of mind much more. Little else will matter. 

Song OTD  :  No Rush Joke OTD  :  My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that... Thought OTD  :  Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. ** A breathtaking 24/7 video stream with ethereal music. **

Song OTD  :  Unbreak My Hea rt Joke OTD  :  When a woman says "what?" It's not because she didn't hear you. She's just giving you a chance to change what you said. Thought OTD  :  Making one person smile can change the world. Well, maybe not the whole world but their world. 

Song OTD  : Just The Two Of Us Joke OTD  :  I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, rich food, and sex. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. Thought OTD  :  Sooner or later we must realize there is no station to arrive at to be content. The true joy in life is the trip. The station is only a dream. So stop pacing the aisles and counting the miles. Instead, climb more mountains, eat more ice cream, swim more rivers, watch more sunsets, laugh more and cry less. Life must be lived as we go along. The final station will come soon enough.

Song OTD  :  Stop Dragging My Heart Around Joke OTD  : Hooking a husband is like fishing. You must wait until the fish comes to the hook but it helps if you wiggle the bait a little. Thought OTD  :  Worry will not strip tomorrow of its burdens but it can strip today of its joy. Be grateful for what you have and learn to see positive things as bonuses versus owed entitlements.

Song OTD  :  Body & Soul Joke OTD  :  I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect". Thought OTD  :  Bad things do happen. How I respond to them defines my character and the quality of my life. I can choose to sit in perpetual sadness immobilized by the gravity of my misfortune or I can choose to rise from the pain and treasure the most precious gift I still have. That being life itself.

Song OTD  :  She's Gone Joke OTD  :    If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning just sleep late. Thought OTD  :   Today is a most unusual day because we have never lived it before and we will never live it again. So live today as if it were your last day alive for one day you are sure to be right.

Song OTD  :  The Lady Loves Me Joke OTD  :  Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.  Thought OTD  :  Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have.

Song of the day  :  The Hills Are Alive Joke OTD  :   I used to think I was indecisive but now i'm not so sure. Thought of OTD  :   There’s so much about life that we can’t control. It makes no sense to waste all our energy on these things and then blatantly neglect everything we CAN control.

Song of the day  :  I Miss My Friend Joke OTD  :  Sometimes the hokey pokey IS what it's all about! Thought OTD  :   Two roads diverged in a wood.  I took the one less traveled by and that has made all the difference

Song of the day  :  Lucky Man Joke OTD  :    I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables. Thought OTD  :   Don't let people pull you into their storm. Instead, pull them into your peace.

Song of the day  :  Beyond The Sea Joke OTD  :  The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Thought OTD  :  Cry, forgive, learn and move on. But let your tears water the seeds of your future happiness.

Song Of The Day  :  Mama Told Me Not To Come Joke OTD  :  In my house there’s this light switch that doesn’t do anything. Every so often I’d flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday I got a call from a woman from Bulgaria. She said, “Cut it out”.  Thought OTD  :  Get over feeling like everything is so important. It isn’t. Stop overworking yourself. Don’t exaggerate the importance of things. Learn to say no to others so you can say yes to yourself. Learn to go with your own flow. Refill your bucket on a regular basis. That means catching up on sleep, making time for fun and laughter, eating healthy enough to maintain peak energy levels, and otherwise making time for recovery from the pressures of life.

Song of the day  :  C andyman Joke OTD  :  I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet you it's hard to pronounce. Thought OTD  :  Just be yourself. Let people see the real, imperfect, flawed, quirky, weird, beautiful, magical person you are.

Song of the day  :  Put Your Head On My Shoulder Joke OTD  :  When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did. In his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. Thought OTD  :  Who am I to judge another when I myself walk imperfectly?

Song of the day  :  The Chair Joke OTD  :  I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. Thought OTD  :  Let a person's character be their currency and you will find that a lot of rich people are actually bankrupt. Being the richest man or woman in the cemetery doesn't matter. Going to bed every night knowing you're making a positive difference in the world is what matters.

Song of the day  :  The Lazy Song Joke OTD  :  Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. Thought OTD  :  It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.

Song of the day  :  Saturday Night Fish Fry Joke OTD  :    A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer then the men who mention it. Thought OTD  :   A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

Song of the day  :  Is You Is or Is You Ain't My Baby Joke OTD  :  If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Thought OTD  :  Live in this world today and every day hereafter as an active participant. Wake up feeling grateful every morning and ask yourself what is real and important to you and then find the courage, wisdom and willpower to build your day around your answer.

S ong of the day  :  Looking For The Right One Joke OTD  :   I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag. Now I have somewhere to put my savings. Thought OTD  :   W hen we know ourselves to be connected to all others then acting compassionately is simply the natural thing to do.

S ong of the day  : I Love You This Much Joke OTD  :  God created whiskey so that the Irish could not conquer the world. Thought OTD  :  When the going gets tough and we’re feeling utterly down and discouraged we need to remember to trust the journey even when we do not understand it. We must accept what it is and have faith in the road ahead. Look for the blessings hidden in every struggle and you'll be able to forge ahead with confidence.