Gratitude

Song OTD  :  Wake Up Little Suzie Joke OTD  :  You know you're getting old when you get winded playing chess. Thought OTD  :  All ethical people choose "right" over "easy" when confronted by situations that force them to choose one or the other.   

Song OTD  :  Jailhouse Rock Joke OTD  :  I'm feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in one month. Thought OTD  :  Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage not weakness.

Song OTD  :  Dialogue Joke OTD  :  I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Thought OTD  :  If you allow people to make more withdrawals than deposits in your life you will be out of balance and in the negative. Know when to close the account!

Song OTD  :  I'm Not In Love Joke OTD  :  Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do but it won’t get you anywhere. Thought OTD  :   Forgiveness is pure freedom and forgiveness is a choice.  

Song OTD  :   Can't Stop The Feeling Joke OTD  :  My annual performance review says I lack "passion & intensity". I guess my boss hasn't ever seen me alone with a Big Mac. Thought OTD  :  The happiest people don’t have the best of everything they just make the best of everything. So live simply, love generously, care deeply, and speak kindly.

Song OTD  :  Stay Gone Joke OTD  :  Computers are almost human except they haven't learned yet how to swear, drink or gamble. Thought OTD  :  The older we grow the more quiet and patient we become. We finally look back and realize how much nonsense and emotional energy we wasted on things that were just not that important.

Song OTD  :  Besame Mucho Joke OTD  :  My wife wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy. Thought OTD  :  Music gives wings to the mind. A soul to the universe. Flight to the imagination. A charm to sadness and a life to everything.

Song OTD  :  Love On The Rocks Joke OTD  :  What do you call a dictionary on drugs? HIGH-Definition. Thought OTD  :  There’s no exact path in life that you have to stay on to get where you want to be. Listen to your inner voice and choose the path your intuition tells you to take. 

Song OTD  :  Fooled Around & Fell In Love Joke OTD  :  If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning just sleep late. Thought OTD  :  You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it it’s not a mistake it’s a choice.

Song OTD  :  Little Things Mean A Lot Joke OTD  :  Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around it and sang happy birthday. Thought OTD  : Don't let the sadness of your past and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present.

Song OTD  :  Crying Joke OTD  :  When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. Thought OTD  :  We sometimes wonder why God does not answer our prayers. Simple. We ask for the wrong things.

Song OTD  :  You Always Hurt The One You Love Joke OTD  :  An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.  Thought OTD  :  We don’t receive wisdom. We must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us.

Song OTD  :  I Will Joke OTD  :  For me, being "clean and sober" means I'm showered and headed to the pub. Thought OTD  :  There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved.

Song OTD  :  Weapon of choice Joke OTD  :  The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.  Thought OTD  :  We solely are responsible for the way our life is. If we keep blaming others for what happens to us we disempower ourselves. Only by taking full responsibility to whatever happens to us do we find the power to change it.

Song OTD  :  Mama Told Me Not To Come Joke OTD  :  My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them. Thought OTD  :  Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.

Song OTD  :  Her Town Too Joke OTD  :  I named my dog 6 miles so I can tell people that I walk 6 miles every day. Thought OTD  :  Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand yet melting like a snowflake.

Song OTD  :  Help Me Joke OTD  :  They say money talks but all mine ever says is good-bye. Thought OTD  :  Why spend your life helping others? Simply because God loves to smile. 

Song OTD  : Somewhere Over The Rainbow Joke OTD  :  My boss can be rough. Yesterday I told her I thought I was having a heart attack. She told me "well go punch out and do that on your own time".  Thought OTD  :  Having loving human relationships in life is essential. When the gusty winds blow and shake our lives into a downward spiral we need to know that there are still some people who love and care about us and then we will be able to bend with those winds and we won't break.

Song OTD  :   The River Of Dreams Joke OTD  :  I want someone to give me a loan and then leave me alone. Thought OTD  :  You only have so much emotional energy each day. You can use it to fight with people, resist the present or worry about the future. Or you can agree to disagree, accept the present as it is and use your energy to create a better future for everyone, including yourself. Which path will you choose today?

Song OTD  : That's What Friends Are For Joke OTD  :  My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby. Thought OTD  :  In any moment we can learn to let go of hatred and fear. We can always choose to rest in peace, love, and forgiveness. It's never too late. But to sustain this calming love we must develop practices that will cultivate and strengthen the natural compassion that is within us. 

Song OTD  :  Somebody That I Used To Know Joke OTD  :  I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. Thought OTD  :  When other people are upset always remember that they own the upset and that you can refuse to join them.

Song OTD  :  Need You Now Joke OTD  :  I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Thought OTD  :  Me and God have this little agreement. If he wakes me up to see another day I promise to try and be a better person than I was yesterday.

Song OTD  :  Smile - Madeline Peyroux Joke OTD  :  The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a live nativity scene in Washington D.C. This isn't for religious reasons. They just couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Thought  :  Nobody's perfect. Give yourself credit for what you're doing right and be kind to yourself when you're struggling.

Song OTD  :  How Sweet It Is To Be Loved By You Joke OTD  :  How do astronomers organize a party? They planet. Thought OTD  :  In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.

Song OTD  :  Family Tree Joke OTD  :  Why did the math book have to go to the doctor? Because he had too many problems. Thought OTD  :  To get over the past you first have to accept that the past is over. No matter how many times you revisit it, analyze it, or regret it, it’s over. It can hurt you no more.

Song OTD  :   Run For The Roses   ( Justify In FRONT!!!!) Joke OTD  :  Interviewer: So tell me a little bit about yourself. Job applicant: I'd rather not. I kinda want this job. Thought OTD :  To be alive in this beautiful, self-organizing universe. To participate in the dance of life with senses to perceive it, lungs that breathe it, organs that draw nourishment from it is a wonder beyond words.

Somg OTD  :   All I Ask Of You Joke OTD  :  Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question not a challenge. Thought OTD  :  Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.

Song OTD  :   No Shoe, No Shirt, No Problems Joke OTD  :  I love finding money in my clothes. It’s like a gift to me from me. Thought OTD  :  Ten years from now, it won’t really matter what shoes you wore today, how your hair looked, or what brand of clothes you wore. What will matter is how you lived, how you loved, and what you learned along the way.

Song OTD  :  The Blonde In The Bleachers Joke OTD  :  My boss told me to have a good day… so I went home. Thought OTD  :  Almost two decades ago when I asked my grandfather for some relationship advice he said, “Honestly, the moment I stopped trying to find the right woman and started trying to become the right man your grandmother walked up to me and said ‘Hello."

Song OTD  :   I Just Called To Say I Love You Joke OTD  :  I made a huge to do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it. Thought OTD  :  Always look for the good in everyone.

Song OTD  :  My Buddy Joke OTD  :  What’s another word for thesaurus? Thought OTD  :  Never underestimate the healing power of listening to your favorite music on full blast while jumping around the house like an idiot.