Gratitude

Song OTD  :  After The Loving Joke OTD  :  Lucky for you that stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go.   Thought OTD  :  If you realized how powerful your thoughts were you would never think a negative thought.

Song OTD  :  Beyond The Sea Joke OTD  : I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. Thought OTD  :  One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.

Song OTD  :  At Last Joke OTD  :  I bought a house on a one-way dead end road. Now I don’t know how to get home. Thought OTD  :  You can have a heartbreaking story from the past, without letting it rule your present.

Song OTD  :  I Wanna Be Around Joke OTD  : The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Thought OTD  :  Whenever you find yourself doubting how far you can go just remember how far you have come. Remember everything you have faced, all the battles you have won, and all the fears you have overcome.

Song OTD  : Country Girl Joke OTD  : You know it's going to be a bad day when your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway. Thought OTD :  The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, heard, or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.

Song OTD  :  Deja Vu Joke OTD  :  My decision making skills are about as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street in heavy traffic. Thought OTD  : Don’t forget you’re human. It’s okay to have a meltdown. Just don’t unpack and live there.

Song OTD  :   Mexico Joke OTD  :  We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people. Thought  :  Everyone is doing the best that they can from their own level of consciousness.

Song OTD  :  The Chair Joke OTD  :  I got so drunk last night. I walked across the dance floor and I won the dance contest.  Thought OTD  :  Sit in a room and read and read and read. Make sure you read the right books written by thoughtful and righteous people. Your will then become more aware of life's truths.

Song OTD  : Landslide Joke  :  When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun". Thought OTD  :  You must experience the place inside where the light dawns and brings hope. Where peace is possible and there is certainty about finding a viable path forward.

Song OTD  :  There Goes My Heart Joke OTD  :  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Thought OTD  :   At some point you have to realize that some people will forever stay in your heart but not in your life.

Song OTD  :   That's My Story Joke  OTD  :   Looking back on my work career I can easily say that the toughest job I ever had was selling doors, door-to-door. Thought OTD  :  Stay hungry, stay young, stay foolish, stay curious, and above all, stay humble because just when you think you got all the answers is the moment when some bitter twist of fate in the universe will remind you that you very much don't.  

Song OTD  :  Neither One Of Us Joke OTD  :  Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. Thought  :  Don't start your day with the broken pieces of yesterday.

Song OTD  :  Bohemian Rhapsody Joke OTD  :  Whenever you feel stupid just remember that there are people out there looking for Pokemon. Thought OTD  :  Your visions will become clearer only when you look into your own heart. He who looks outside dreams. He who looks inside awakens.

Song OTD  :  Best Of My Love Joke OTD  :  There are some days I practice positive thinking and other days I'm not positive I am thinking. Thought OTD  :  Your greatness is measured by your kindness. Your education and intellect by your modesty.

Song OTD  :  New Kid In Town Joke OTD  :   Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Thought OTD  :  There are people who just want to dig an emotional bunker and jump inside.They think if they put up enough walls they'll always be safe.The irony is that instead of locking others out they are actually locking themselves in. They may avoid a few things that make life difficult but in the end they miss out on all the wonderful things that make life worth living.

Song OTD  :  By My Side Joke OTD  : Even if you’re on the right track you’ll still get run over if you just sit there. Thought OTD  :  I myself am made entirely of flaws that are all stitched together with good intentions.

Song OTD  :  Piece By Piece Joke OTD  :   They keep saying the right person will come along. But I think mine got hit by a truck. Thought  :   Tackle your problems and fears swiftly. Don't run away from them. The best solution is to face them head on no matter how powerful they may seem. Either you own your problems or they will own you.

Song OTD  :  Sitting On The Dock  Joke OTD  :  If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ. Thought OTD  :  Negativity is the worst type of thief because it steals our ability to live in the present happily.

Song OTD  :  Never Gonna Get It  Joke OTD  :  I was worried that my new mechanic might try to rip me off but I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn-signal fluid. Thought OTD  :  The beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat and suffering. They have known struggle and loss and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern for others.

Song OTD  :  Can't Buy Me Love Joke OTD  :  A man enters a store and says. "5 litres of wine please." The clerk asks, "did you bring a container for this?". "Yes" he replies, "You're looking at it." Thought OTD  :  Right now someone on earth is planning something for tomorrow without realizing that they are going to die today.

Song OTD  :  Is That All There Is Joke OTD  :  A teacher asks a student, "Are you ignorant or just apathetic"? The kid answers, "I don't know and I don't care". Thought OTD  :  To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

Song OTD  :  When I Fall In Love Joke OTD  :  You can't have everything. After all, where would you put it? Thought OTD  :  Children should be taught how to think not what to think.

Song OTD  :  It's All In The Game Joke OTD  :  The secret of a happy marriage still remains a secret. Thought OTD  :  Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.

Song OTD  :  Ramblin Rose Joke OTD  :  I believe that if life gives you lemons then you should make lemonade. Then try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and then have a party. Thought OTD  :  Speak when you are angry  and you will make the best speech you will forever regret.

Song OTD  :  Ain't No Mountain High Enough Joke OTD  : People say I act like I don't care. Guess what? It's not an act. Thought OTD  :  I alone get to choose my point of view, my emotions and my reactions to what happens to me. I am the creator of my reality.

Song OTD  :  Touch Me In The Morning Joke OTD  :  Looking back on my work career I can easily say that the toughest job I ever had was selling doors, door-to-door. Thought OTD  :  When it comes to the future there are three kinds of people. Those who let it happen, those who make it happen, and those who wonder what happened.

Song OTD  :  Southern Cross Joke OTD  :  Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby. Thought OTD  :  If you are not poor enough to receive charity then you are rich enough to give it.

Song OTD  :  Peace In The Valley Joke OTD  :  Doctor, there's a patient of ours on line 1 who says he thinks he's invisible and wants to come in now. Doctor looked up smiling  sarcastically and said "Well, if that's the case tell him I can't see him right now". Thought OTD  :  Remember, you are your own best investment. Continue to learn and grow. Invest in yourself and your lifestyle and in return you will find immense joy.

Song OTD  : Bennie & The Jets Joke OTD  :  I went out with this one girl and she scared me. One day she says to me, 'Soon you're gonna hear the pitter-patter of little feet!' and I'm thinking, Oh, Lord, she's pregnant! Wrong! She ended up leaving me for a midget. Thought OTD  :  The easiest mistake on earth is to forget to appreciate all that you have right now.

Song OTD  :  You Don't Know Me Joke OTD  :  I drink to make other people interesting. Thought OTD  :  It is tremendously important that we try to make something positive of our lives. We were not born for the purpose of causing trouble and harming others. Instead, we need to foster and nurture the basic qualities of love, kindness and compassion. In so doing our lives will become meaningful, happier and peaceful. 

Song OTD  :  When I Fall In Love Joke OTD  :  When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency I always write, "A very good doctor". Thought OTD  :  The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you.