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Song OTD  : Bennie & The Jets
Joke OTD  :  I went out with this one girl and she scared me. One day she says to me, 'Soon you're gonna hear the pitter-patter of little feet!' and I'm thinking, Oh, Lord, she's pregnant! Wrong! She ended up leaving me for a midget.
Thought OTD  :  The easiest mistake on earth is to forget to appreciate all that you have right now.

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