Gratitude

Song OTD  :  Brown Eyed Girl Joke OTD  :  We are all born somewhat mad. The problem is that some of us remain so. Thought OTD  : When people are rude, be kind, be mindful, be your best. Give those around you the “break” that you hope the world will give you on your own “bad day” and you will never, ever regret it.

Song OTD  :  Born To Run Joke OTD  :  The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. Thought OTD  :  Set peace of mind as your highest goal and organize your life around it.  

Song OTD  :  Whole Lotta Love Joke OTD  :  It's better to have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Thought OTD  : Remember that everyone you meet is afraid of something, loves something and has lost something.

Song OTD  : Every Breath You Take Joke OTD  :  Don't you wish you could just mute people sometimes? Thought OTD  :Find the love you seek by first finding the love within yourself.

Song OTD  :  24 Carat Gold Joke OTD  :  I really need another day between Saturday and Sunday. Thought :  We can't block ourselves from feeling emotion. If you block out the bad emotions then you'll inevitably block out some of the good emotions.

Song OTD  : Baby's Got Back  Joke OTD  :  Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants. Just in case he get a hole-in-one. Thought OTD  :  I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

Song OTD  : Another One Bites The Dust Joke OTD  :  Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job? Because she couldn't control her pupils. Thought OTD  :  If you don't know where you're going than any road will take you there. 

Song OTD  :  Blowing Kisses In The Wind Joke OTD  :  Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?" Thought OTD  :  You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give. 

Song OTD  :  The Lady Is A Tramp Joke OTD  :  Hi, I'm a geologist. I was wondering if I could explore your natural resources. Thought OTD: I will greet the day with love in my heart. For this is the greatest secret of success in all ventures.

Song OTD  : The Look Of Love Joke OTD:  Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Thought OTD  :  Maturity is learning to walk away gracefully from situations that threaten your peace of mind, self respect, values, morals or self worth.

Song OTD  :  Dreamer's Holiday Joke OTD  :  It is better to be looked over than overlooked. Thought OTD  :  If you can lie down in your bed at night knowing, in your heart, that you made someone's day just a little bit better, than you know you had a good day.

Song OTD  : Hard Habit To Break Joke OTD  :  What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky! Thought OTD  : If you view all the things that happen to you, both the good and the bad, as opportunities, than you will operate out of a higher level of consciousness.

Song OTD  :  Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head Joke OTD  :  Last night I caught my drunk neighbor on top of my roof. I asked him what the heck was he doing? He said earlier when I left the bar I told him to stop by later on and the drinks would be on the house.  Thought OTD  :  We have come dangerously close to accepting the homeless situation as a problem that we just can't solve. 

Song OTD  :  I Can't Make You Love Me Joke OTD  :  Don’t play stupid with me. I’m way better at it than you! Thought OTD  : In my life I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, and I've hurt. I've trusted, I've made mistakes but most of all I've learned.

Song OTD  :  Alone Again Naturally Joke OTD  :  Join The Army. Visit exotic places. Meet strange people and then kill them. Thought OTD  :  You don't have to control your negative thoughts. You just have to stop letting them control you.

Song OTD  :  You've Got A Friend Joke OTD  :  What's the hardest thing about dating a blind woman? Getting her husband's voice just right. Thought OTD  :  One moment of patience may ward off great disaster while one moment of impatience may ruin a whole life.

Song OTD  :  Neither One Of Us Joke OTD  :  I had a dream that all the babies prevented by the pill showed up. They were mad. Thought OTD  :  When you desire peace, simplicity, and honesty and send out a matching vibration to those desires, all I can say is, "Start watching. It’s on its way"!

S ong OTD  :  Tie A Yellow Ribbon Joke OTD  :  Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? To see a butterfly. Thought OTD  : Wisdom is merely the movement from fighting life to embracing it.

Song OTD  :  Body & Soul Joke OTD :  A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. I told him that none of my dogs even own a bike. Thought :  Without receiving love we feel uncared for and not worthy. Moreover, without giving love we feel immeasurably disconnected.

Song OTD  :  Don't Get Around Much Anymore Joke OTD  :  What's the best season to jump on your trampoline? Springtime. Thought OTD  :  Dear past - thank you for all the life lessons you have taught me. Dear future - I am ready now.

Song OTD  :  You Don't Know Me Joke OTD  :  You know you're really so beautiful that you've made me forget all my pickup lines. Thought OTD  :  You know you're really so beautiful that you've made me forget all my pickup lines.

Song OTD  :  Just The Way You Look Tonight  Joke OTD  :  The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot. Thought OTD  :  There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things that are beyond the power of your will.

Song OTD  :  You'll Never Find Joke OTD  :  Did you hear about the drug addict fisherman who accidentally caught a duck? Now he's hooked on quack. Thought OTD  :  Goodness is the only investment that never fails.

Song OTD  :  Cry Me A River Joke OTD  :   What’s another word for thesaurus? Thought OTD  :   Life is short so break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that makes you smile.

Song OTD  :  Georgia Joke OTD  :  If you're not supposed to eat at night why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator? Thought OTD :  We have to be honest about what we want and take risks rather than lie to ourselves and make excuses to stay in our comfort zone.

Song OTD  :  Don't Let Them Bring You Down Joke OTD  :  Why did the lady wear a helmet every time she ate? She was on a crash diet! Thought OTD :  Be the reason someone believes in the goodness of people. Our most basic common link is that we all inhabit this small planet. We all breathe the same air. We all cherish our children’s future. And we are all mortal.

Song OTD  :  I'm On Fire Joke OTD  : I've got a new anorexic girlfriend. It's not going too well though. I'm just seeing less and less of her. Thought OTD  :  What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Song OTD  :  Hello Dolly Joke OTD  :  Time heals almost everything. So just give time some time. Thought OTD  :  When we perceive life with reverence we will then stand in awe at the experience of the physical life that's been gifted to us and walk the earth with a very deep sense of gratitude.

Song OTD  :  Pink Cadillac Joke OTD  :  Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Thought OTD  : You may be deceived if you trust too much but you will live in torment if you don’t trust enough.

Song OTD  :  Thinking Out Loud Joke OTD  :  What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law. Thought OTD  :  Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.